Check out these hilarious ideas for funny horse names! We share some amusing ways to name male and female horses. You can pick a name by a funny theme, and find new ways of coming up with your own creative ideas.
Funny horse names are a great way to show off your horse’s unique personality. You can take inspiration from hilarious racehorse names, or from a perfect pun. Whether you’re naming a horse of your own, or even just one in a video game, these name ideas are sure to bring a smile to your face. Let’s get started by looking at our 30 favorite funny horse name ideas.
The Best Funny Horse Names
Here are some of the best hilarious name ideas for your horse.
- A Horse With No Name
- Berneighs
- Buckaroo
- Clip Clop
- Colt and Pepper
- Coldneigh
- Don Key
- Edgar Allen Pony
- Ferrari
- Filly Pepper
- Gale Horse Winds
- Hay There
- Hall and Oats
- Horsin Around
- Horse Power
- Horseradish
- Hot to Trot
- Houdini
- Inspector Horse
- Long Face
- Mane Event
- Mustang
- My Little Pony
- Neighbour
- Pony Tail
- Racecar
- Rein and Shine
- Slowpoke
- Trojan Horse
- Whinny Weasley
Male Horse Names
These funny names for male. horses will give you a giggle, either because they aren’t currently cool or are just unexpected. But they’ll still make a good name for your male horse.
- Winston
- Barry
- Barnabus
- Orville
- Walter
- Phineas
- Dave
- Vergil
- Cornelius
- Abe
- Peter
- Preston
- Cecil
- Howard
- Amos
- Arnold
- Claude
- Julian
- Neville
- Calvin
- Edwin
- Frederick
- Thaddeus
Female Horse Names
These unusual female horse names are sure to get a bit of a chuckle from your friends, but they will also make lovely traditional names for your new friend.
- Hilda
- Agatha
- Serephina
- Winifred
- Octavia
- Harriet
- Viola
- Eunice
- Griselda
- Sylvia
- Bernadette
- Mathilda
- Irene
- Marge
- Virginia
- Gale
- Posey
- Lavinia
- Blythe
- Dorothy
- Joyce
- Martha
- Christina
- Magnolia
Funny Race Horse Names
Race horses are known for having some pretty wacky and funny names. We’ve picked out some of the best racehorse names out there that will make you chuckle. Is one of these perfect for your horse?
- A Little Chunky
- Back on the Lash
- Bad Karma
- Big Time Maybe
- Carbon Positive
- Cmon Cmon
- Contingency Fee
- Dont Eatthe Apple
- Dr Neigh
- Easy Peasy
- Genuine Risk
- Giant Gamble
- Gift Horse
- Go Man Go
- Goodluck Goodluck
- Greyhound
- I’ll Have Another
- I’mcomingthrough
- I Wanda Win
- Laissez Faire
- Merry Berry
- Need Cash Now
- Potoooooooo
- Run Forrest Run
- Shot the Sheriff
- Stomping Ground
- Time to Bee Quick
- Wee Loch Lass
- Where’d He Go
- Zippy Chippy
Punny Horse Names
Funny horse name puns are perfect for the horse owner that loves a laugh. They can be clever or downright silly! Here are our top 30 pun-based ideas.
- Buzztrots
- Colt Loaf
- Corpse Bridle
- Fifty Bales of Hay
- Filly Cent
- Foalin Around
- Foal Business
- Garden Gait
- Green Neigh
- Henry Hoofer
- Hoof Fairy
- Horsea
- Horse Code
- Jockey Puck
- Just Mare-ied
- Lovesick Mule
- Mane Attraction
- Mane of War
- Maple Stirrup
- May the Horse be with You
- NeighSayer
- Night-mare
- Red Trot Chili Peppers
- Rein Cloud
- Super Hoofer
- Talk Derby to Me
- Tater Trot
- Warhorse
- Whisky Foxtrot
- ZZ Trot
Goofy Horse Names
Here are some names that are a bit less clever, but sound just as funny all the same. Which one’s your favorite?
- Barn-ey
- Bug
- Bumpy Ride
- Dog
- Fleabag
- Fluffy
- Gaits of Hell
- Giddyup
- Ha Ha Ha
- Hay Jude
- Hoarse
- Hobbie
- Last Place
- Lawnmower
- Mayo
- Meatball
- Moped
- Princess
- Puff
- Ratatat
- Rodeo
- Sea Horse
- Snoopy
- Squirtle
- Tortoise
- Trotter
- Waffle
- Wiggles
- Woah There
- Zebra
Funny Girl Horse Names
Maybe you want something a little more gender specific! Here are some of our favorite and most comedic female horse names.
- An-pony-a Gentry
- Britney Spurs
- Ca-mare-on Diaz
- Carly Neigh Jepsen
- Emma Trotson
- Filly Eilish
- Filly Piper
- Gait Winslett
- Hay-den Panettiere
- Hermioneigh
- Hoofie Woldberg
- Jenneighfur Aniston
- Kate Buck-insale
- Kate Whinney-slet
- Lana Del Neigh
- Mane Austen
- Mare Waldorf
- Mare White
- Mary Sea-foal
- Megan Thee Stallion
- Melinda Gait
- Millicent Horse-tt
- Mustang Sally
- Neigh-omi Scott
- Oprah Whinny-frey
- Sigourneigh Weaver
- Tina Neigh
- Whinny Cummings
- Whitneigh Hoof-ston
- Winona Rider
Funny Male Horse Names
And of course we can’t leave out the boys! Here are some ideas for your male horses that need a hilarious name.
- Al Capony
- Arnold Schwarzeneighger
- Bradley Hoofer
- Buck Rogers
- Christian Haybale
- David Hasselhoof
- Filly the Kid
- Forrest Jump
- Frank Sineightra
- Harry Trotter
- Horse Michael
- Jeff Buck-ley
- John Colt-rane
- Jon Bon Pony
- Leon Trotsky
- Leoneighdo Dicaprio
- Liam Neighson
- Mane Rooney
- Miles Neigh-vis
- Neighmar
- Neigh-vid Bowie
- Pony Soprano
- Pony Stark
- Post Stallione
- Rein Wilson
- Ron Neighsley
- Sa-mule L. Jackson
- Sylvester Stallione
- Usain Colt
- Wylon Face
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Which One Did You Choose?
Did you go for one of the hilarious horse names in this list? Or did you manage to think of an even funnier idea?
We would love to hear your choices in the comments!
